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Another Nigerian Scammer for you SIRS! by MCFR4GII 29935 - True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST (ip Logged) on 2004-05-15 21:29:10

"Alcohol Disposal Unit"
MCFR4GII

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He starts his e-mail with "My Dear" how nice, another scam monkey for you people to play with, post a response and I'll make sure he gets it!


"My Dear,
I am Barrister Olu Martins a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr Patrick Darllington a national of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company in Senegaal. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2000, my client, his wife and their only son were involved in a car accident along sacre cotoue express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.
Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the Assets and Capital valued at US$12.5million left behind by my client before
they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge deposits were lodged. The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within the next fourteen official working days. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2 years now, I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio and modalities for transfer. You will be allowed to withdraw 25% in your favour,while 10% has been set aside for any expenses you might incure (There are demurrage to pay before the fund is sign and claimed by you.)during the process of securing this fund.The remaining 65% will be invested meaningfully though your advice in your country,though i'll prefere real estate.
I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through this
email:olu_martins008@elvis.com
or call tel;+2215124859 for more details.
Best regards,
Barrister Olu Martins."



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Re: Another Nigerian Scammer for you SIRS! by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-15 21:29:10
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"Alcohol Disposal Unit"
MCFR4GII

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Power:29935
Zenny:1415
Posts:1067

I had to help!

"My Dearly Departed,
Wow this is amazing friend! a sum of US$12.5 million I can't believe my cereberal fluids!
Have have some questions though Mark, What the Follicle is a barrister? Are they those things you have along the wall up stairways? ya know the hand rail thingamjuggies?
I am sorry to hear of the dismassal from the TA of poor patrick Stewart and his wife and their only son, and little timmy from number 52 and the possum man.
This makes me deeply sad, deeply emotional I want to cry.
We will work towards a better resolution friend.
Fo shizzle ma nizzle.
Before with carry out this transexual Transylvanian transvite transaction I have a few Questions which I cannot possibly pro-create cornflowers if they are not answered, get mah drift G?
1.Will I get in trouble with the police?
2.I hear your police victimise and assault white men, I do not condone police brutality at all, I find police Beastiality to be barbaric and alka seltzer with lime and a hint of gouda.
3.Do you accept Monopoly Money?
4.What is the Jungle like?

Also before we can carry out our business transaction I would like to see a picture of yourself.
I can trust people better when i can see their face.
I look forward to doing business with your wife, good luck friend.

Yours analy,

Cassius Clay (DVDA)"



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