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SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by MCFR4GII 29935 - True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST (ip Logged) on 2004-05-25 15:47:29

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SIRS! WE MUST HELP OUR FELLOW NIGERIAN SCAMMERS, SINCE NO ONE GETS THESE BUT ME I SHALL POST OBN THE FORUMS FOR OTHERS TO RESPOND, THEN I WILL MAIL IT TO THEM =D

Here is koneguei's letter, SIRS! We must help them! Write your response be as crazy as you like then i shall post it to him!

koneguei wrote:

>Attn: sir,
>
> I send this message to you, demanding anxiously for urgent assistance.
>I made up my mind to forward this offer to you, after brief outstanding
>information I read concerning you, in internet where I got your
>contact.
>
> I am Mr Kone Guei, the son of ex-military leader Robert Guei of Cote
>d'ivoire,Who is now dead. With growing disturbing grieviances in my
>heart I am letting you know that my late father was immediately gunned down by his colleagues, immediately been suspected to be behind the ongoing military uprising in my country Ivoiry Coast.
>
> I final lost my father in hospital in Abidjan commercial city, and my
>mother was also reported to me to has been killed on her working place.
>immediately, it occurred to me that the whole family life is in danger.
>Obviously I stumbling escape out of the country to Accra Ghana were am
>now taking a refuge. I am making this contact to you, requesting for
>your urgent assistant to assist me transfer out forty two millions united states dollars.{$42,000,000,us dollars} kept in financial house here in Accra Ghana by my late father .
>
>This money is kept secret in the financial House to be used to achieve his political goals but unfortunately to him he did not live to accomplish his goals. I need this money to be transfer into foreign account were curious eyes will not see it for my own personal use and investment.
>
> I am taking this initiative to avoid any government trace and
>confiscation of my family achievements. I am looking forward for you to provide me all the necessary assistant, to secure and transfer this money to your country . I am assuring you for assisting me to transfer this money to your foreign account I will offer you a very good percentage and I am also promising you that you will definately benefit from this fund transaction transfer.
>
> PLC NOTE:. for the safety of my life and for the successfully and
>smooth accomplishment of this fund transaction transfer that I am looking forward to transact with you, I urge you to keep this message secret. I count in your full co-operation in this offer. I am waiting anxiously for your urgent respond, I am also in possession with all the whole relevant documents.
>
>NB ALTERNATIVE mail= konessguei2004@hotmail.com
>
>Best Regards,
>Mr Kone Guei
>
>
>
>===================================================
>YALLA FREE Internet Number inside Egypt : 0777 4444
>
>Visit YALLA Site www.yalla.com
>
>

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by Legolas_Isnt_Gay 4035
Jedi - Padawan EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-10 15:47:07 ( 3510 )

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Dear mr Kone Gay,

Thank you for your kind offer of immediately thinking of me via the internet profile I was unaware I had.

I’m sorry to hear that your father was immediately gunned-down by his colleagues after immediately being suspected of being a bit of a naughty man.
I don’t know your father but from what you said, I immediately have a great image of him being immediately a cracking fellow.

Losing him in the hospital was a bit unfortunate though, I don’t know how big the hospital is, but I would have immediately thought you would have immediately started looking for him and tried to get him back to his bed with immediate immediateness.

the fact that your mother got killed on her workplace was a bit of hard luck too. Did they take her off it afterwards? Because I really can’t see how they could continue to work if there was a dead woman on there!

I find your offer of keeping your money in my account incredibly appealing. I would only be too glad to help store your money for a small percentage.
Keeping it in your house can’t be very safe at all. Is it in your mattress? My grandma used to keep money in her mattress but then she got incontinent and the money become useless and she got arrested for soiling the image of the queen. I would really recommend against doing that.

As I say, I am interested in looking after your money for a percentage because the money would come in handy with the upkeep of my house hippo farm. I don’t know if you’re aware of house hippos, but they are specially bred hippos that are the size of a small dog that live around the house. All the celebrities have them and I pride myself on being the supplier to such massive stars as Rolf Harris and Michael Barrymore. I need some money to work into my research to inter-breed them with small pigs so that they can live in the countryside.

I will await your response in this matter and then we can sort out the transaction details to immediately complete the transaction.
You said you were taking refuge from your country, if you want somewhere nice to go, I can recommend Disneyland in Paris. It’s got friendly staff and there’s plenty to keep you occupied.

Anyway, I look forward to hearing from you!
Peace out big guy, and chin up!!

Your friend
Brian Blessed (MBE, PhD, BA, BSc, QC)

I only said I'd marry you so you'd geggidy my geshmoigan!!!

Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-10 15:46:27 ( 3511 )

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Woooo sended!
Well done Sirs, we shall eagerly await the response of Kongueu or whatever his name is!

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by maverick 15646
God EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-11 14:47:10 ( 3512 )

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awww i wrote one n all but its too late, ah well nay mind let us see what one of the fraud squad internationals #1 guys replies with (http://www.fraudwatchinternational.com/internetfraud/419_operatives.htm)
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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by Legolas_Isnt_Gay 4035
Jedi - Padawan EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-11 17:17:31 ( 3513 )

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sorry buddy, karl kept wanting someone to write a reply so i stepped up to the fold and took responsibility!!!
if he replies, the next one's all yours!!
it doesnt matter if you go off in a totally different direction, thats all part of the fun!!!

I only said I'd marry you so you'd geggidy my geshmoigan!!!

Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-11 21:18:44 ( 3514 )

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WHILE wE ARE WAITING FOR kONNEGUEI TO REPLY ..OMG CAPS
I noticed Miriam abacha was on that list Maverick linked to, Infact mostr the scams I get are from Miriam Abacha...or "The Desk of" Miriam Abacha!

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by maverick 15646
God EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-12 07:22:00 ( 3515 )

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hehe ok the next one is mine anyone else thinking this is a bit like the ol mobiusfactor? lol

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-12 10:14:05 ( 3516 )

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In what way? If you mean Dom's Nigerian General article, Check the date my Nigerian Scam baiting goes back before then. We were both doing it around the same time me in Februaury, Dom in March, Dom however created his General Mustapha character in Februaury too though. I just never got around to posting some of my older ones. Maybe someday I will post Louis T Coker's mails hehe! Another thing we both happened to be doing at the same time was the Rickey Dawson (Ex-Affiliate, corporate person) thing heheh!

BTW for all your Nigerian Scamming needs: http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-13 12:46:05 ( 3519 )

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Konneguei Still hasn't responded, his SIRS must have some problems, hmm maybe I can try and fix him.

I sended this, maybe it will encourage him our sirs are serious sirs.

"Dear Sirs,
I responded to your Konneguei family e-mail but your sirs didn't get back to me, Sirs this is URGESNT!
You need help from our Sirs to reclaim your fortune my sirs are very much interested in helping your sirs.

PLEASE RESPOND URGENTLY SIRS!
Thank you.

Your friend
Brian Blessed (MBE, PhD, BA, BSc, QC)"

By the way Louis T Coker is still in touch with me but is being really annoying because i can't get the Bank details he wants.
tlouiscoker@yahoo.co.uk is his e-mail, feel free to e-mail him with requests for help.

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-14 07:05:27 ( 3524 )

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Okies I guess I convinced Konneguei we are Genuine Sirs.
Maverick this one is yours, may I suggest you try and build a friendly relationship with him, so we can maybe work towards getting a piccy of Konneguei!

Here is Konnegueis letter:

"Dear Brian Blessed.

Thanks very much for your prompt reply, which shows that you maybe capable to assist me and my younger ones transferring, this fund to your country for onward Investment as we planed. I am very sorry for my late response to you due to the fact that I was sick and I have to seek for medical attention, which caused by me staying at the hospital for three days. But I am feeling better now.

As you may know that my family plight is wrench for this moment including with the death of my parents, which made me to stop my education, which I am hoping to continue my education there immediately after the successful conclusion of the transaction.

Most important part of this transaction, Please for the Peaceful conclusion of this project I do not need third party in as much as you want us to finalize this transaction without any problem I will advise you keep this matter close to you chest unless your own good partner.

However, this money we are talking about is being packed in two trunk boxes deposited by my father as African Artworks belonging to his foreign partner while there was no name nominated in their contract Agreement as the foreign partner who supposed to claim the trunks during the time of release.

However, I confirmed this transaction 100% risk-free; The Cote d'ivoire government has no single knowledge about this money (boxes) including this country’s government (Ghana) where I have taken refuge inorder to conduct the release of these funds from the company.

I have also gone to the company my self to confirm the deposit by my self and the company recognizes me as the true son of the depositor but not the beneficiary as the contract agreement paper indication that only the foreign partner or the depositor is entitled to claim the
consignment and that is where you come into the picture to act as my father’s foreign partner of the deposited items in their good care.

I strongly have the same belief that your utmost faithfulness in this matter would indicate your readiness and willingness to help the situation for our mutual benefits and for the sake of humanitarian assistance.

First of all, what you need to do now is to contact the security company where my father deposited the two trunk boxes. You need to contact them as the beneficiary of the consignment that you are now ready for the claim and once they accepted you, then we shall arrange for the
transfer of the money from here. The following are the security company's contact information.

THE SECURITY COMPANY ADDRESS AND THE CONTACT PERSON.

Trust security company (GH) LTD.
340 Nina Avenue, Noth Ridge Accra-Ghana.
P.O.Box 299, Korlebu Accra-Ghana.
Tel: +233-20 8115108
Fax: +233-312457
E-mail:trustsecurities@yahoo.com
E-mail:trust_securities@yahoo.com

Contact Person:
DR.KOFFI ISAACA

SAMPLE OF THE LETTER FOR THE SECURITY COMPANY:

Dear Sir's,

I do wish to contact you in reference of two (2) trunk boxes labeled No. 119948-319948/98 deposited in your company (TRUST SECURITIES) care by my partner General Robert Guei, of No 5 Rue Jesse Owens, Abidjan on the 9th, June 1998, as a gift items to me.

It is of my interest to visit your company in Accra, purposely for the immediate release of my consignment from your storage. I would appreciate if you could detail me very well on how to get the trunks release to me
upon my arrival to Accra to enable me work towards the same direction once I arrived you company.

Your urgent response to this issue would enable me to finalize my arrangement to facilitate for the release of the said consignment from your company. This also will probably release you from carrying the responsibility.

Thank you for your anticipation and understanding over this matter.

Then your full name.
.................................................

As you can see, the above letter supposes to be sent to the company by you. It pertinently to note also that, it is NOT REASONABLE to disclose such information to the security company, since my father does not want them to know this in the first time. I am thinking that it may be dangerous for us to let them know about this secret information. Secondly, I don't know what may be their reaction on it, if they will now know that what they are holding for us is funds. I prefer we still hide this from them.

This is also my number+233-24-4821629.You can also send me yours so we can also communicate on phone.

Thank you once again for your good understanding to this matter and your co-operation toward my situation.

I wait for your urgent response as I look forward in completing this transaction you in no distance time.

Best regards,

Mr.Kone Guei"

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by Legolas_Isnt_Gay 4035
Jedi - Padawan EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-14 11:34:51 ( 3525 )

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Does anyone else NOT understand what the hell mr Konner Guy is saying? Its truly truly bizzare!!
I really hope he does get to complete his education, god knows he needs to finish his english lessons anyway!!!

anyway maverick, if you can decipher what he's actually saying, you get the reply!!

I only said I'd marry you so you'd geggidy my geshmoigan!!!

Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by cableduff 19172
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-15 10:36:15 ( 3528 )

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"Wye eye SIRR K MAN. I am from de NEORTHE of EENgland and i Walcoom yeaow to my isles. I also welcome the fact that you have "$42,000,000,us dollars" (a sum not unlike the rest of your people coming over here!) and i welcome you to stay at my two bedroomed house. I live with one brother and have one bed in my room, so you will have to sleep on the balcony. PLEASE respond to my EENGLISH cries mon. Peace out ma bro."

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by maverick 15646
God EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-15 21:17:03 ( 3532 )

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Dear Mr.Kone Guei,
after reading your last e-mail im hoping you are feeling 110% better, as well as this i am extremely glad that this transaction is going to be 100% risk free and that the governments know nothing of these boxes which contain the aforementioned wealth.

i have created a letter and will be posting this to the address of;

Trust security company (GH) LTD.
340 Nina Avenue, Noth Ridge Accra-Ghana.
P.O.Box 299, Korlebu Accra-Ghana.

here is my telephone number in case you need to call to confirm any details whatsoever;

+447090203840

you may have to speak to my secretary, Miss P Money-Penney, however she is a friendly woman and does not know anything of our buisness.

i hope to hear from you soon friend and thank you for letting me in on this buisness venture. Might i ask if there is a picture of you availible at all, i like to see who i am making buisness with face to face as it were i have attached a picture of myself just so you know what i look like, i find that buisness works a lot better when its on a personal level.

yours faithfully
Brian Blessed (P.H.D)

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-15 21:27:55 ( 3533 )

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Sent, with the following image

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by MCFR4GII 29935
True MCFR4G EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-18 18:21:18 ( 3535 )

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Konneguei replied!!!
He has also now changed his name to "Ibrahim Gwarzo" according to his e-mail address!

"Dear Brian Blessed.

Thank you very much for the message and also for the picture. Of course, I am more than 110% ok now. I am very happy that you are more than willing to assist me to receive these funds, also glad that you understand very well the confidentiality of this transaction.

I am including my passport on this message so you can also know whom you are dealing with. I hope you might have sent the letter to the Security Company by now. But the picture seems two persons on it, I would like to know the exactly person that I am dealing with. Please indicate to me because I also love to handle things in personal level too.

Please let me know if you have sent the letter to the company. I will call you tomorrow. I am sending to you this message from my personal box because I was having a great difficult in send it through my family email ID.

Regards,

Kone Guei"

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Re: SIRS! Lets help koneguei! by maverick 15646
God EDIT THIS POST 2004-05-19 07:16:46 ( 3536 )

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lmfao - do you reckon the FBI ever got this far with this guy, we rox0rz - ok legolas - you can get the next reply done hehehe he looks like llletwyn >.> YIZ

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